Super-Dose Me

I'm trying a new diet:

Tylenol
Caffeine
Cheese
Crackers
Cookies
Wine

That's pretty much all I've eaten over the last three days. The fridge and pantry are stocked with fresh, healthy alternatives. Why am I not eating them? Time, energy, and motivation are in short supply around here.

Yesterday I cheated and ate some berries and yogurt. The purists are totally going to flame me.