A Foul-Mouthed Antidote To Domestic Ennui

The last week or so was filled with chores and work and getting ready for a weekend away that focused on creative dreams and bonding with my lady friends inside the computer. It’s been hot, so very hot, here in Southern California. I’ve been kind of dragging myself through the daily tasks and collapsing into bed at night. As usual.

But, lucky me, I’ve had a friend to turn to. The Cursing Mommy.

In the audiobook version of Ian Frazier’s novel which is constructed as the daily journal of a swearing, drinking, mom, Cynthia Nixon (the one and only Miranda from Sex and the City) reads the words of the title character and sounds like a hilarious, oblivious version of myself. Except without all the damning of Republican public figures.

Here is an excerpt, which was included in the press release. I had opened the press release email because of the title, which of course caught my eye because, well, because I’m me.

I laughed out loud and happily accepted to review the audiobook. I give it two earbuds up. In fact, I recommend this for when you’re folding clothes, grocery shopping, and especially when you are cooking a dish that requires polenta and various sauteed vegetables. Earbuds are important here because as noted in the title, there is much cursing, and this is not something that you should listen to with children around. Or husbands who are offended by too much cursing and damning of Republican public figures.

The Cursing Mommy’s Book of Days is out today in paper and on audio. Apparently there was a New Yorker column that preceded the book, and I would have known that if I hadn’t given up on the part of my brain that enjoys the New Yorker and let my subscription lapse years ago. Now I know what to put on my Christmas list.

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Today’s surprise package that feels like an early birthday present @romyraves @avonprgals

There’s something here for my mom too. But not the sweater. That’s going to #creativealliance with me this weekend!

Today’s surprise package that I forgot I agreed to receive

Cascade Ice cocktail mixers. Who will try these with me?

All I Want For My Birthday Is…

 …A million diapers.  Is that too much to ask?

As of this moment, Help a Mother Out has collected 985,740 diapers to give to needy families throughout the country.  We hope to get to 1,000,000 by September 30, which happens to be my 41st birthday.  Since the past year has had, among other things, some pretty terrible losses in it for me, I selfishly appeal to you to help me create a bright spot for others.  It will make me feel good.

Go ahead, Internet.  You have nine days.  Tell everyone. Tell them to go here and mail some diapers to me.  Tell them to go here and donate money towards purchasing diapers for infants at a homeless shelter.  Tell them to spread the word by social media, printed flyers, word of mouth, or smoke signal.  Make a stink.  Help us.

Don’t bother making a me a cake.  Help a Mother Out.

*Update 9/26:  I have actually received 7 boxes of diapers so far!  However, Amazon has been omitting your names from the packing slips!  I would love to thank you for sending them, so let me know if you do, and also email your receipt to HAMO to get your tax deduction letter.  Thank you, nice people.

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