Just Another Normal Day at the Elementary School

Health clerk casually picks up walkie-talkie.

“Joe, come in. Joe?”

“Copy.”

“Joe, there’s a blood clean-up in Mrs. W’s class,” she says. She looks up at me.

“Where exactly?”

“Uh, inside the door,” I stammer.

“It’s inside the door.”

“I’m on it.”

“Great, thanks. Over and out.”

Health clerk puts the walkie talkie back in its holder and starts shuffling papers. End scene.