This is the future of my Monday through Friday starting today, through the next few months. Today begins my new job in reality television. I have an awesome First Day of School outfit to wear (but I am waiting to get dressed until the last possible moment to prevent getting … [Read more...]
It’s My Potty
People who know me in person know that I can swear like a truck driver. Like a filthy, potty-mouthed truck driver. It's true. Sometimes there's nothing more satisfying than letting loose a string of colorful language that would make (the dearly departed) George Carlin … [Read more...]
Brooke Burke Can’t Eat Just One
Last week I attended a fancy red carpet event. I thought these things were over for a while and I was glad because I had run out of appropriate outfits. But I was wrong. They keep popping up, thanks to my association with LA Moms Blog (where today I have a story up about how … [Read more...]
Because Everyone Needs Another American Idol Post
You may recall my tween obsession with American Idol. It hasn't gone away even though, as Stewart says when each season begins "This will probably be the last year of this show, huh?" I'm not crazy about the new format with the 12 performers for each of the last few weeks, but … [Read more...]
A Celebration of the Unconventional Mother
I saw "Revolutionary Road" starring Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio months ago, and I am here to tell you if you have not seen it yet that it is not, as advertised, simply a look inside a marriage. It is the story of an unconventional, unsatisfied woman in the 1950's who had … [Read more...]