Last night I ate 2/3 of a half-gallon carton of Baskin Robbins chocolate chip ice cream. Then I went to bed. I was wakened many times during the night by alternately having to pee or suffering a painful wave of heartburn. Oh, and the arduousness of changing positions. Then I … [Read more...]
Let’s Obsess About Fat
Last night when I was getting ready for bed I went to take my wedding rings off and I COULDN'T! It was like they were fused to my fingers, never to be removed. I finally succeeded after much twisting and pain, and this morning I couldn't get them back on again. I think my mother … [Read more...]
I’m Not Fat, I’m Just Pregnant
Belly, Taken With a Samsung Cell Phone … [Read more...]
Don’t Annoy My Uterus
Saturday night I spent 3 hours in Labor and Delivery because I was having cramps that felt like period cramps and my doctor wanted to "rule out pre-term labor" (that is doctor-speak, courtesy of Lisa - thanks for the password, it really helped me get past the ER ladies who wanted … [Read more...]
26 Weeks
Y'all Ready For This? … [Read more...]