All recently new moms and dads have said to me "sleep now while you can." They chuckle knowingly and I can see the pity in their eyes as they're thinking "you're in for it, lady." I have taken these comments to heart, given the state of partial fatigue that my body constantly … [Read more...]
About Last Night
Last night I ate 2/3 of a half-gallon carton of Baskin Robbins chocolate chip ice cream. Then I went to bed. I was wakened many times during the night by alternately having to pee or suffering a painful wave of heartburn. Oh, and the arduousness of changing positions. Then I … [Read more...]
Let’s Obsess About Fat
Last night when I was getting ready for bed I went to take my wedding rings off and I COULDN'T! It was like they were fused to my fingers, never to be removed. I finally succeeded after much twisting and pain, and this morning I couldn't get them back on again. I think my mother … [Read more...]
I’m Not Fat, I’m Just Pregnant
Belly, Taken With a Samsung Cell Phone … [Read more...]
Emotional Nesting
I was waiting to post a new picture of my belly, one that really LOOKS the way my belly looks, because more than one person told me that the pix of my belly that I've already posted simply look like I'm FAT. I want you all to know that in real life I look the same except that my … [Read more...]