Please stop sending postcards to our house that have pictures on them of your new vodka penne pasta rustica sausica or whatever. The postcards do NOT HAVE COUPONS IN THEM. They are of no use to me. I love you already and your Leaning Tower of Bellini and I will come back to you when I am ready. I would come back sooner IF THERE WAS A COUPON IN THE POSTCARD.
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