The rule of thumb is to never swear at a person with the ability to break your thumb. It's also unwise to swear at your mother, your employer, the person you sleep with on a regular basis, and anyone who appears to be heavily armed. The past seven years of being a parent have … [Read more...]
Sh*t I Say: “Zoinks!”
Today is the twenty-sixth day of the April A to Z Challenge. During this month I will be writing blog posts every day (with breaks on Sundays) about the topic "Sh*t I Say" starting with each consecutive letter of the alphabet. This is one crazy project, y'all. Zoinks! It … [Read more...]