Motherhood and the Cocktails of Necessity
1. The Juice Box: Vodka mixed with any flavor of Juicy Juice
2. Strawberry Gin and Tonic: those three things, plus ice
Notes From the Gym
1. I haven’t been there in a long time except to use the pool. Last night it struck me that everyone there, including myself, had an mp3 player with earbuds stuck in their ears. At least that means nobody is paying attention to me and my clumsy limping on the treadmill.
2. It also occurred to me that the creaking in my bones that came after I ran a bit means that I am getting old. Because, like it or not, 36 is not the new 16.
3. Bellydancing, as a gym class, should not be held in a room with windows.
4. “Smack My Bitch Up” is an AWESOME song to get you running, especially if you are a person who hates running.
5. They should put disinfecting wipes in stations around the gym. With garbage cans, too. Because other people’s sweat? Ick.
our gym has the disinfectant wipes, greatest thing ever!
okay, “Smack My Bitch Up” is the best song name, like, ever. I had to go find it on Youtube. It did not disappoint.
Kudos to you for going to the gym.
Thanks for stopping by my blog! What a wonderful surprise.
Amen about the clorox wipes! You’re not kidding!!!
1. Yummy.
2. Yummy.
Notes
1. The gym is the only place I would need to use an mp3 player. Hence the fact that I don’t own one.
2. It only gets worse.
3. Agreed. Unless you plan to film it from outside the room and put it on YouTube. Hint. Hint.
4. The sample, if you listen really really close, actually says, “Snap my Picture!” But the Prodigy guys thought otherwise. And didn’t find out until it was too late. Really! I’m serious! Would I lie to you? Check it out…
🙂
5. OPS. Other People’s Sweat. You down with OPS?