House of Prince will now feature "Asshat of the Week." Why? Because.This week's asshat prize goes to Live with Regis and That Annoying Blonde Woman Who Keeps Brushing Imaginary Hair Out of Her Face.Today they announced the 10 finalists in their Beautiful Baby Search, for which … [Read more...]
Archives for February 2006
Dear Macaroni Grill,
Please stop sending postcards to our house that have pictures on them of your new vodka penne pasta rustica sausica or whatever. The postcards do NOT HAVE COUPONS IN THEM. They are of no use to me. I love you already and your Leaning Tower of Bellini and I will come back to … [Read more...]
The Secret of the Old Blog
Thanks to my parents, and the Creator of Intelligent Design (I am totally kidding), I have always liked to read. When I was little, I liked Nancy Drew and Trixie Belden and the Bobbsey Twins and Archie Comics and the backs of cereal boxes and anything that had words on it. In … [Read more...]
Happiness is a Sleeping Baby
Today is one of those days on which I feel accomplished yet useless. Here's how it went:-Kyle slept in bed with us because at 2AM he suddenly lost his ability to sleep alone.-The little jumping bean finally woke at 6:30 for his bottle. Daddy made it for him and brought him … [Read more...]
Reach Out and Touch Someone
I started this blog in September 2004 when I got pregnant. I was inspired by Dooce. Yes, it's true. Think about how many people have been inspired by Dooce to start a blog. Then multiply that number by approximately...9. That's how many people have started blogs since I did. … [Read more...]