Our friends had a new baby on Friday. Their other son is exactly one day younger than Kyle. Brady said it’s about time we have a new baby.
Me: But who would change its diaper? And teach it how to eat? And give it baths?
Brady: (Makes a “duh” face) That’s for you and Dad!
Me: Oh no, we’ve done all that twice now with you and Kyle. We’re done.
Brady: You did that for us?
Me: Yes! We changed your diaper a million times. You used to poop in your pants and then sit in it until we changed your diaper and wiped your butt with wipes.
Brady: (Sigh.) Good times.
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