Ah, out of the mouth of babes.
With Father’s Day coming up (and me busting me arse to find a list of great things to do around here for the event) I just had to share this story, related to me by a friend.
Her son, on the way home from preschool one day, said “Daddy wants to beat me when he gets home!”
Mom said “Oh, really?” with a tight smile, knowing full well, of course, that there’s no actual beating happening, but worried about the curious teachers at the fancy preschool. “What do you mean, he wants to beat you?”
“He LAUGHS when he beats me!”
“But how does he beat you?”
“At air hockey!”
At air hockey, indeed.
That is too funny!