1. I bought a new swimsuit without trying it on. What! What was I thinking?!2. I fear that I have completely grown out of Express' target marget, and therefore unable to use a gift card I got for my birthday.3. I am really excited to be attending my first yoga class since I … [Read more...]

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House of Prince will now feature "Asshat of the Week." Why? Because.This week's asshat prize goes to Live with Regis and That Annoying Blonde Woman Who Keeps Brushing Imaginary Hair Out of Her Face.Today they announced the 10 finalists in their Beautiful Baby Search, for which … [Read more...]

Please stop sending postcards to our house that have pictures on them of your new vodka penne pasta rustica sausica or whatever. The postcards do NOT HAVE COUPONS IN THEM. They are of no use to me. I love you already and your Leaning Tower of Bellini and I will come back to … [Read more...]

Thanks to my parents, and the Creator of Intelligent Design (I am totally kidding), I have always liked to read. When I was little, I liked Nancy Drew and Trixie Belden and the Bobbsey Twins and Archie Comics and the backs of cereal boxes and anything that had words on it. In … [Read more...]