I used to keep a journal. Well, I still do, but it’s been months since I wrote in it, and usually when I do it’s to complain. As if writing my complaints down makes them seem less important. It does work sometimes.
Every year I would start a new volume and write the year on the first page in giant numbers. After my entries started to peter out, I couldn’t fill a whole journal in a year so the latest book has multiple years in it. I left it back in CA so I can’t even write the new year in it today. So here’s my cyber journal entry:
2006!!! (this is as big as blogger will let me go)
My new year’s resolution is to stop swearing. It is identical to my resolution of 2005, but this year it is much more important to me. My almost 9-month-old child is certain to repeat the things I say, and I really don’t want his first word to be “motherf*cker.”
Maybe the inability to use expletives to allay my frustrations will make me a nicer person. Let the experiment begin.
If want to stop swearing, DO NOT put up paneling any time this year. You will break your resolution instantly!
If want to stop swearing, DO NOT put up paneling any time this year. You will break your resolution instantly!
If want to stop swearing, DO NOT put up paneling any time this year. You will break your resolution instantly!
Happy New Year and good luck on your resolution. I have a dirty mouth as well!
Happy New Year and good luck on your resolution. I have a dirty mouth as well!
Happy New Year and good luck on your resolution. I have a dirty mouth as well!
Ok, in ANOTHER weird coincidence (sp?), that is MY resolution, too!
Happy New Year (and good luck!)
Ok, in ANOTHER weird coincidence (sp?), that is MY resolution, too!
Happy New Year (and good luck!)
Ok, in ANOTHER weird coincidence (sp?), that is MY resolution, too!
Happy New Year (and good luck!)
Very good…I should do the same.
How about a new profile picture?
Very good…I should do the same.
How about a new profile picture?
Very good…I should do the same.
How about a new profile picture?
When are you coming home?!
When are you coming home?!
When are you coming home?!
I so need to do that too as last night my 5 year old told me that I have a dumbass.
Woops.
I so need to do that too as last night my 5 year old told me that I have a dumbass.
Woops.
I so need to do that too as last night my 5 year old told me that I have a dumbass.
Woops.
Good idea. I also decided that for now I can’t read any blogs that use the f-word because it gets stuck in my head then.
Good idea. I also decided that for now I can’t read any blogs that use the f-word because it gets stuck in my head then.
Good idea. I also decided that for now I can’t read any blogs that use the f-word because it gets stuck in my head then.
Yeah those first few words could be a bit… oh right.. no swearing 😉
Happy New Year!
Yeah those first few words could be a bit… oh right.. no swearing 😉
Happy New Year!
Yeah those first few words could be a bit… oh right.. no swearing 😉
Happy New Year!
Remember when Ohio State beat Notre Dame on Monday?
HAHAHA.
Remember when Ohio State beat Notre Dame on Monday?
HAHAHA.
Remember when Ohio State beat Notre Dame on Monday?
HAHAHA.
Don’t forget the baby in Meet the Fockers – *sshole………. hhmm.. what sweet words! : ) Be the change Kim! I’m in that same boat with you and I was the girl in high school that thought swearing was so unattractive. : )
Don’t forget the baby in Meet the Fockers – *sshole………. hhmm.. what sweet words! : ) Be the change Kim! I’m in that same boat with you and I was the girl in high school that thought swearing was so unattractive. : )
Don’t forget the baby in Meet the Fockers – *sshole………. hhmm.. what sweet words! : ) Be the change Kim! I’m in that same boat with you and I was the girl in high school that thought swearing was so unattractive. : )