Songs That Stab Me in the Heart: “Jessie” by Joshua Kadison
You might think this one is from the 80′s because YOU HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN IT, and also, his hair. But in fact, it was released in 1993. Thank you, internet.
I mean, really.
She asked me how the cat’s been, I said, “Moses, he’s just fine.
We used to think about you all the time.
We finally took your pictures down off the wall.
Jessie, how do you always seem to know just when to call?”
Who’s with me? STAB. Stabby stabby stab!