One of my mom friends is quotable almost every time I see her. She was describing a play table she bought for her son when she told me about the couple named above. Precious.Anyway. This is actually about 9 month stats.21 lbs. 10 oz.28.5 inchesTimes mama has sworn, cussed, or … [Read more...]
Archives for January 2006
How Many Times Have You Used Profanity This Week?
I was going to post this yesterday, but the day went by too fast. So pretend this is from Week 1 of no swearing.Fifteen. Mostly shits and damns, with one bloodcurdling "GOD! FUCKING SHIT!" I know this will make my grandmother's stomach turn, sorry Nana. But I don't think God will … [Read more...]
Resolution
I used to keep a journal. Well, I still do, but it's been months since I wrote in it, and usually when I do it's to complain. As if writing my complaints down makes them seem less important. It does work sometimes.Every year I would start a new volume and write the year on the … [Read more...]