I have a new rule: Mama must be fully dressed in street clothes before sitting down at the computer in the morning. That way, if there's a fire, which is very likely since I keep burning stuff, and I have to grab the baby and run outside, I won't be there in the street in my … [Read more...]
Asshat of the Week
The nominees are:Sam RubinRyan SeacrestGiuliana DepandiAnnoying Female ABC ReporterIsaac MizrahiAnd the winner is...Isaac Mizrahi!!!!I didn't know or care about Mizrahi's red carpet antics until I read about his performance at the Golden Globes, in which he groped Scarlett … [Read more...]
Buttman (…or -woman)
Someone asked me recently what superhero power I would have if I could have one. Oh yeah, it was actually during Moms' Night Out - 8 of us went to Maggiano's and ate family style which is way too much food and one of them brought this little "Girls' Night Out" game, I kid you … [Read more...]
Bad News
The cat broke our digital camera. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. That means for frequent posts of new photos I must rely on our video camera. Once I make my peace with this, I will give you a new photo. Until then, I have to make do with old ones:This is an original post from … [Read more...]
A Watched Pot Never Boils, But At Least It Doesn’t Melt Your Snotsucker
Warning: if you're going to check your email, which you know means you're going to sit in front of the computer for at least an hour returning emails and reading/writing blogs, DO NOT put a pot of water on the stove, deposit your good snotsucker, your backup snotsucker, and … [Read more...]