You might be disappointed to find out that my breaking news is that S@L is blogging again, but I! I am delighted! The internet was not as funny or complete without her. Please give her some love and make her feel really guilty for her absence. Look at this example of what we were missing:
“When did everyone start using the term “pirate” as if being a pirate is a logical modern job title? Do you think that when Katie Couric says, “The pirates boarded the ship at dawn, holding the crew at ransom.”, she has to say “CUT!” so that she can burst out laughing? Don’t you think she’s saying, “Pirates! I mean, for God’s sake what next? ‘The former Whitehouse staff has come down with the Vapours?’, ‘Scofflaws protested the banking industry bailouts in the town square at dawn?'” She’s not? I’m the only one?”
Copied without permission, but it is okay if she tries to kick my ass, because I know we would simply dissolve into girlie giggles and order another round of Cosmo’s.
Wow. Don’t even know what to say except thank you! What a nice welcome back.
It’s a good-est welcome back 🙂