Warned that he would be in BIG TROUBLE if he got drunk on his wedding night, Stewart won an Eternal Free Pass when his bride drank so much pinot grigio that she doesn’t even remember her girlfriends changing her out of her wedding dress and into pajamas before she passed out. 
Wow, I’m amazed you’re putting that info out in a public forum!!!!
I had to bring you ibuprofen for your morning-after headache!
As long as you’re at it, you might as well tell the story about the bathroom antics…
…oh, I forgot, you don’t remember….