Snarky E-Cards That Are Real: Tear-Out Cards For Every Situation

It’s easy enough to hide behind your Facebook profile or the creepy dating app that you use, but what happens in REAL LIFE when you are tongue-tied or caught in an awkward situation?

Remember a long time ago there were weird little calling cards? They’re back! Tear-Out Cards from Ulysses Press can handle any weirdness, as long as you have the balls to actually give one to somebody. Each pack is $7.95 and would make a great gift for the right person.

For the screwup: Sorry I Had Sex on Your Bed: And Other Tear-Out Apologies for Your Awkward Screwups
Includes “I’m sorry I tagged that picture of you on Facebook” and “I’m sorry I tried to spice things up without asking first.” #yikes

For the annoyed: Seriously?! Delightfully Passive Aggressive Cards
A riotous collection of cards designed to be left for roommates, frenemies, coworkers, strangers, and neighbors who’ve Gone. Too. Far. Examples: “Maybe tomorrow I could pet your elephants? –your downstairs neighbor” and “Touch my lunch again and I’ll cut you.”

If they made one to give to neighbors who let their dogs roam the streets or bark incessantly, I would totally use it.

For my single/divorced friends: You’re Cute: Cards to Break the Ice
Capture the attention of someone new. Favorites include “This is me flirting with you…” and “It was either this or a Missed Connection.”

For anyone in Los Angeles: Parking Tickets: For Those Who’ve Crossed the Line
Cards to leave on the windshields of badly parked cars. Try “I used to park like this. Then I turned 6.” or “Hope you’re better between the sheets than you are between the lines.”

I received a set of cards for this feature. I haven’t figured out who is getting one yet.