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I Do Not Want This Mammogram. I Do Not Want It, Sam I Am.

Here’s what’s going down this week: 1.  We are moving on Friday. 2.  My grandparents are moving too. 3.  At work the plumbing is all messed up and it’s crazy town over there.  Yesterday the water was shut off and we had to leave the premises to relieve ourselves.  So I just didn’t drink any [...]

My Big Fat Farsi Funeral – Part 1

In December of 2008 my beloved friend Jinous succumbed to lung cancer.  She was the healthiest person I ever knew.  She ate healthy foods, she took healthy vitamins, she practiced yoga, she meditated, she wore magnets in her shoes, and she was religious in that mysterious and exotic way that Muslims are religious.  In typical [...]

It’s Comment City Over Here

Um, yeah.  I have 505 comments on the Wii Fit Giveaway.  It will take me a whole week to deal with this between kids, work, and packing.  Anybody have a tip about how to easily collate comments with WordPress? Oy!

I Didn’t Get Close Enough To See Simon’s Nipples

Last night my boss treated me to another live taping of American Idol.  This week it is the final three, and as I type this the results show is on.  I’m not watching it.  I don’t like to watch it live on TV because of the commercials.  In person, the commercial breaks are the best [...]

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