One of my mom friends is quotable almost every time I see her. She was describing a play table she bought for her son when she told me about the couple named above. Precious.Anyway. This is actually about 9 month stats.21 lbs. 10 oz.28.5 inchesTimes mama has sworn, cussed, or … [Read more...]
How Many Times Have You Used Profanity This Week?
I was going to post this yesterday, but the day went by too fast. So pretend this is from Week 1 of no swearing.Fifteen. Mostly shits and damns, with one bloodcurdling "GOD! FUCKING SHIT!" I know this will make my grandmother's stomach turn, sorry Nana. But I don't think God will … [Read more...]
Resolution
I used to keep a journal. Well, I still do, but it's been months since I wrote in it, and usually when I do it's to complain. As if writing my complaints down makes them seem less important. It does work sometimes.Every year I would start a new volume and write the year on the … [Read more...]
I’m So Tired But I Just Have To Not Forget Things Like…
Stewart telling me that Kyle is "a terror" because he crawls so fast. While he told me this over the phone, Kyle was squawking away in the background.Aunt Kathy babysitting tonight and loving it. She turned the light on in his room so she could watch him sleep. And she left I … [Read more...]
My Poor, Sweet Baby
I totally feel like throwing up right now. I'm so very upset, and there's nothing I can do about the situation. I'm a fixer, and at this moment I can't do anything. That is a nauseating prospect.Stewart was supposed to be on his way to join me and Kyle in CT. He was due to arrive … [Read more...]