About Last Night
Last night I ate 2/3 of a half-gallon carton of Baskin Robbins chocolate chip ice cream. Then I went to bed. I was wakened many times during the night by alternately having to pee or suffering a painful wave of heartburn. Oh, and the arduousness of changing positions. Then I dreamed that I was in labor, sharing a room with some other woman, but Stewart was at a concert, so I broke out of the hospital, backless gown and all, and drove to downtown L.A. to find him, but I got tired and the contractions got worse so I decided to ditch the car and walk back.
Then I woke up. Whew.