About Last Night

Last night I ate 2/3 of a half-gallon carton of Baskin Robbins chocolate chip ice cream. Then I went to bed. I was wakened many times during the night by alternately having to pee or suffering a painful wave of heartburn. Oh, and the arduousness of changing positions. Then I dreamed that I was in labor, sharing a room with some other woman, but Stewart was at a concert, so I broke out of the hospital, backless gown and all, and drove to downtown L.A. to find him, but I got tired and the contractions got worse so I decided to ditch the car and walk back.

Then I woke up. Whew.

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15 Responses to “About Last Night”

  1. Mom says:

    Omigod, no wonder your rings don’t fit! Well, that will pass. But you gotta stop eating all that ice cream! I understand that this craving is inherited, but you have to control yourself!
    And another thing – well, I’ll email you separately about that….

  2. Mom says:

    Omigod, no wonder your rings don’t fit! Well, that will pass. But you gotta stop eating all that ice cream! I understand that this craving is inherited, but you have to control yourself!
    And another thing – well, I’ll email you separately about that….

  3. Mom says:

    Omigod, no wonder your rings don’t fit! Well, that will pass. But you gotta stop eating all that ice cream! I understand that this craving is inherited, but you have to control yourself!
    And another thing – well, I’ll email you separately about that….

  4. Amanda B. says:

    Congrats on the baby! You look beautiful!

  5. Amanda B. says:

    Congrats on the baby! You look beautiful!

  6. Amanda B. says:

    Congrats on the baby! You look beautiful!

  7. Mom says:

    Amanda works in my former office.

  8. Mom says:

    Amanda works in my former office.

  9. Mom says:

    Amanda works in my former office.

  10. KTP says:

    In Mississippi?

  11. KTP says:

    In Mississippi?

  12. KTP says:

    In Mississippi?

  13. Mom says:

    Wrong Amanda!

  14. Mom says:

    Wrong Amanda!

  15. Mom says:

    Wrong Amanda!

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