Happy Birthday Mommy
Here’s a fact: if you’ve been breastfeeding and not drinking, one day when you don’t eat all day because you are busy getting a small party ready, then you drink 2 glasses of pinot grigio, you get drunk before the party even starts! Hoo-wee!
It’s 7:20 and my birthday party starts in 10 minutes. Note to those who are not coming – please don’t be offended if you weren’t invited or I didn’t call to remind you. I am short of memory and can only take on small projects, so I didn’t invite many. Small balderdash party with my version of gourmet food. I took a lot of liberty with Emeril’s recipes.
This is what it feels like to blog drunk. For your viewing pleasure, a picture of me at three months old. Naked.