So, here's yesterday's lesson. If you're driving home from the movies, and you remember that you have only a few Tums left in the bottle, and you think "I should stop at Rite Aid and get more Tums," but you are tired and really want a nap, but you really don't have enough Tums to … [Read more...]
About Last Night
Last night I ate 2/3 of a half-gallon carton of Baskin Robbins chocolate chip ice cream. Then I went to bed. I was wakened many times during the night by alternately having to pee or suffering a painful wave of heartburn. Oh, and the arduousness of changing positions. Then I … [Read more...]
