I get up early to make school lunches. I hop in the shower, get dressed, put on makeup. I kiss my husband goodbye, pile the kids in the car, and tell them to "Hurryupwouldyoupleaseputyourshoesonandhelpyourbrotherbucklehisseatbelt? Wearerunninglate!" I drop them off at school … [Read more...]
Sh*t I Say: “#suckit” and “Soft Kitty”
Today is the nineteenth day of the April A to Z Challenge. During this month I will be writing blog posts every day (with breaks on Sundays) about the topic "Sh*t I Say" starting with each consecutive letter of the alphabet. This is one crazy project, y'all. Suck it. I'll … [Read more...]
Sh*t I Say: “Just Say It”
Today is the eleventh day of the April A to Z Challenge. During this month I will be writing blog posts every day (with breaks on Sundays) about the topic "Sh*t I Say" starting with each consecutive letter of the alphabet. This is one crazy project, y'all. Just say it. This … [Read more...]
Sh*t I Say: “GAH!”
Today is the seventh day of the April A to Z Challenge. During this month I will be writing blog posts every day (with breaks on Sundays) about the topic "Sh*t I Say" starting with each consecutive letter of the alphabet. This is one crazy project, y'all. Today I am … [Read more...]
Sh*t I Say: “Can You Imagine?”
Today is the third day of the April A to Z Challenge. During this month I will be writing blog posts every day (with breaks on all Sundays except this one) about the topic "Sh*t I Say" starting with each consecutive letter of the alphabet. This is one crazy project, … [Read more...]