Beware, those who enter. This is the kind of movie that plays in my head while I sleep during the few hours of sleep that I've been getting each night this week because of kids peeing in my bed kids having nightmares my back hurting kids getting sick I would blame … [Read more...]
If You Die in the Matrix, You Die in Real Life
Over the weekend our adorable, charming two-and-a-half year old boy was a royal terror. In public he was fine, like that Warner Bros. frog. But at home, after destroying the house and ripping up any paper within his reach, he took to talking back to his parents like a … [Read more...]
About Last Night
Last night I ate 2/3 of a half-gallon carton of Baskin Robbins chocolate chip ice cream. Then I went to bed. I was wakened many times during the night by alternately having to pee or suffering a painful wave of heartburn. Oh, and the arduousness of changing positions. Then I … [Read more...]
